Well it was Induction Day at Funland. An unexpected extra as we had assumed, stupidly and ignorantly, that we would be starting our theme park break on Day One! Svetlana was not being her usual happy-go-lucky self which was strange as was holiday. Seemed withdrawn and depressed-looking and for some time refused to dress or eat till siren went for ‘leisure time’ or hard labour as Blackcoats referred. Then Blackcoats ran up and down corridors with big sticks and attack dogs then Svetlana went, as Blackcoats say, ‘like the fucking shit off the fucking shovel’
Inducion mainly seemed to consist of what men in white chemical suits described as ‘Belarus Science Education’ but what to us resembled sweeping strange dust from shattered concrete pillars that men in chemical suits called ‘fucking dangerous’. After while I did feel little nauseus so men in suits give me special medicine that tasted of urine but which they assured me contained mixture of vitamins and iron to give me strength needed to fight off any possibility of infection. Then walked off smoking and laughing.
I had noticed lot of these medicine containers at entrance to communal toilet block and had assumed they contained something waste-related. Just shows why I am farmer and not politician or Funland helper.
Here you can see picture of Reactor Number 3 just after ‘event’. As you can see it is just minor collapse of rather unimportant wall and by no means ‘nuclear catastrophe’ as evil western press tried to insinuate. Is plain to see is merely slight overheat of otherwise beautifully perfect Reactor No.4