In order to do this we had to speak to one of the world-famous BlackCoats. Many of Belarus’ most famous light entertainers started as BlackCoats. They are renowned for their friendly banter, good humouring and being always willing to help.
Pretty soon we came across Ivan, one of the senior Funland BlackCoats. We asked him where we could find the Comrade Vankr so that we could get our papers stamped and start adventure. He kindly informed us that we had to go through three day induction course before we would be allowed to see Comrade Vankr. I pointed out that we were only at Funland for six days but he showed me error of my ways by punching me very hard in face. Once Svetlana had stemmed bloodflow Ivan explained my error in simple terms so that I should not be making such mistake again during our stay.
It turned out that I had not read guide properly at all and as such would be facing a “fucking serious” term of penal servitude once holiday was over. How embarrassed I felt.
He also informed us that Elena, our 15 year old daughter, had honour of spending induction time in his cabin learning about BlackCoat hospitality and how to be entertaining many, many men at once. I almost burst with fatherly pride. My sweet Elena being trained by real BlackCoat.